Pudge

Meet Pudge, a.k.a. “Derp Monster.”

Pudge is a pug.

Pudge is good at barking at nothing and getting in the way of everything.

Pudge has a long tongue that won’t stay in his mouth.

Pudge sheds a lot.

Despite all his flaws, I love Pudge, but I do wish he would stop scooting his butt across the carpet.